Is it me or does the banner the Guardian are using to advertise Comment Is Free resemble one of those cheesy montages of all the Doctor Whos.
A thought strikes: maybe all the Guardian columnists are actually the same Time Lord regenerating again and again? In that case, which one is the Valeyard? My money’s on Marina Snyde.
God I’m sad for blogging about the fucking Valeyard. I’m not even that much of a Who fan.
Polly Toynbee is the Scrapyard.
There is somthing i would compare this post to, but you really wouldn’t want to know.
You sad sad man. I don’t even recall the Valeyard, so before I click that link to leave this place I’m just going to shake a finger at you.