The Death Eaters got their man

Gary Glitter reacting to his prison sentence: I haven’t done anything – I am innocent. It is a conspiracy by you know who. Just what does Lord Voldemort have against ageing Glam Rockers anyway, that’s what I’d like to know.

Plushing it

Why this sudden explosion of Lib Dem toy animal blogs? First Pink Dog, now Millennium Dome – don’t these people realise that the fur gets in between the keys? I would allow my toy to blog, but I would fear the consequences to the world if I did – he can be a little temperamental.