Apparently, cocaine users are “getting younger“. Plus, it’s cheaper and more plentiful than Boots’ No7 Protect & Perfect Beauty Serum.
Tag: drugs
Sindy’s Stance on Skunk Stinks
If I ever become an actual politician, when I am inevitably asked “did you ever smoke cannabis in your youth?” I will have a terribly dull answer. I didn’t. I ate a hash brownie once but it didn’t seem to have any effect. In fact, generally I’m uncomfortable about taking any substance that has an… Continue reading Sindy’s Stance on Skunk Stinks
Cook’d and Bomb’d
Lynne Featherstone apparently asked the Home Office a question last month about the date rape drug Progesterex. One small problem – it doesn’t exist. Now, far be it for me to criticise a Lib Dem MP, but come on, do you really take every single email you get at face value? Until 5 minutes ago,… Continue reading Cook’d and Bomb’d